In case you don't know, the update can't be released due to the bad physics of the anal beads. when you try to insert them into the vagina, they break. this was stated by the creator of the game in his discord.
The update is coming, it will be soon. It was delayed due to a physics bug with the anal beads. Turns out, putting anal beads in the vagina made them no-clip her vagina & literally broke the item & they went everywhere, you ever spilled a bag of popcorn? Imagine that, but anal beads.
It sucks that it was delayed, yes, but it's to ensure people get the best version of the game. We hear you, we see the memes (They're great), & we understand we missed the deadline initially set.
Please be patient as we want the best product for you, weather you're a free member, paid member, newcomer, OG member, or anything in-between. We appreciate your support & we actively celebrate new milestones of member caps reached on the weekly basis, you all being here is incredible, the support is incredible, & if you can be patient with us, it'd be incredible too, thank you.
Thank you @superpandaroux27 for the info!! Tbh i cant access my discord so I cant see the posts that Crime makes. I really do appreciate it!! And thank you Crime for posting that!! Cant thank your team enough for making this game free and also putting the time and effort into this game!!
Alguien que me diga que aser despues de aser la tarta de calabasa ya que nose por que solo me deja craftear azucar papel mapas y solo las cosas de la tienda me explican
con un mapa vendelo a la aldeana por el mapa del bosque, luego en la parte de arriba le das a donde dice farm, o granja, y ahi te aparecen los demas lugares
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今日は更新がないようです。
彼らはビーズの物理学にかなりの困難を抱えているようです。
please don't be disrespectful
Be grateful lil bro u ain't funding for their development, shut up and wait
我们可能得等一周以上，为了赚更多钱
让等待焦虑成为钱包突破口
The update is slow
yeah
+ :c
oh what in the everliving fuck
When Update
will this get lovense support?
谁说这个免费版修改不会超过24小时的快3天了都
10/10
Nova conta a outra foi denúncia pq eu mandei um link do jogo pra alguém
На небе только и разговоры об апдейте
но я не видел ниразу апдейта
Se planea agregar una gama de personajes para el publico gay?
as apart of the female audience i agree👀
but its probably unlikely
The discord doesn't work can someone dm me the link
It works for me, despite the fact that I live in Russia.
We're being blueballed HARD
Idgaf about the glitchy anal beads I WANT THE UPDATE. PLEASE
ITS 26TH OF MAY !!! THE WAS PLANED TO BE REALEST ON 21TH OF MAY.
FUCK THEM ANAL BEADS. its because of them
In case you don't know, the update can't be released due to the bad physics of the anal beads. when you try to insert them into the vagina, they break. this was stated by the creator of the game in his discord.
actually, the patreon version is already out, so we just need to wait for the public access
Cómo descargar la versión de patreon
Can someone send new discord link plssss
Você ficaram também de castigo no discord
How the hell did we all got muted in discord server
you too?
I hope you can add all the things you want to into this game good luck and thank you for making this really fun game
Alguém pode me recomendar outro jogo
How do I get all the achievements? Can anyone help?
get 69 emeralds, shoot the firework into the butt of the person in the boat, and bonk the person in the boat with the piston
Thanks alot
So I got the bonk achievement but I can't figure out the other two,has anyone got ideas
one of these achievements is getting your emeralds at 420 or 69
the other one is earned by lighting a firework in the rectum of the woman
So is it a certain character because I've tried that with Alex,the cow and the farmer
it is not character specific, I made a mistake, you are suppose to let it fly into the womans rectum
To elaborate for the fireworks achievement, you have to light the firework and have propel into the persons ass. Tricky, but doable.
For those who is asking why the update is not here yet it's because of Physics glitch that make the vagina tweak because of the anal Beads
(Sorry for bad English)
无敌了这更新时长
他那个烟花也有这样的问题怎么就没见他改
沒錢就只好等了
Alguien sabe como ir ala granja
Tienes que comprar caña, craftear papel, hacer un mapa y ese mapa venderlo por en mapa de la granja con la aldeana
please tell me the update is tomorrow
I mean it's alr out in patreon, so we have to wait a while before it becomes public
Btw what do you plan to do with that gun?
I can't join the discord link, someone explain me why pls (I'm not banned)
https://discord.gg/43k3Rc5B
An other message from crime moderator
https://discord.gg/P2VNAJgUGT
Message from mod crime from the discord server
The update is coming, it will be soon. It was delayed due to a physics bug with the anal beads. Turns out, putting anal beads in the vagina made them no-clip her vagina & literally broke the item & they went everywhere, you ever spilled a bag of popcorn? Imagine that, but anal beads.
It sucks that it was delayed, yes, but it's to ensure people get the best version of the game. We hear you, we see the memes (They're great), & we understand we missed the deadline initially set.
Please be patient as we want the best product for you, weather you're a free member, paid member, newcomer, OG member, or anything in-between. We appreciate your support & we actively celebrate new milestones of member caps reached on the weekly basis, you all being here is incredible, the support is incredible, & if you can be patient with us, it'd be incredible too, thank you.
Thank you @superpandaroux27 for the info!! Tbh i cant access my discord so I cant see the posts that Crime makes. I really do appreciate it!! And thank you Crime for posting that!! Cant thank your team enough for making this game free and also putting the time and effort into this game!!
Understand you. Hurry up, everyone can't wait.
CRIIIIMEEEEE I NEED YOOOU PLEAAAAASEEEEE
A God of war.
God of pain,
of suffering,
of destruction. The Norns said I chase this update that I know I can never deserve. What does that make me? God of fools.
Broski, you've got aphrodite in that pantheon why you tryna download a game, you got the god of sex in a 6 mile radius 😭🙏
Y'all join crime discord server if yall wanna be saved
I cant join why link is expired
Alguien que me diga que aser despues de aser la tarta de calabasa ya que nose por que solo me deja craftear azucar papel mapas y solo las cosas de la tienda me explican
con un mapa vendelo a la aldeana por el mapa del bosque, luego en la parte de arriba le das a donde dice farm, o granja, y ahi te aparecen los demas lugares
pero como se lo vendo
pero como se lo vendo
hasta abajo de todos los tradeos está
goodness gracious i do quite anticipate this update as i wish to have some form of material to masturbate to
why is bro saying it so majestuousely
he's brittish innit