I’m always pleasantly surprised by this game. Crime is doing an amazing job, and I can see that soon the project will be polished like a diamond. I recently had a thought about how this is the most unique and different Clicker game I’ve ever seen haha.
The new emerald system, trades, crafting, and inventory are fascinating—way, way cooler than the old one, especially because it opens up interesting possibilities.
I managed to finish the game pretty quickly due to a small issue in the trading system. You can buy pumpkins for 3 emeralds and sell them for 5, which basically means infinite money… I think that if you buy something, the seller shouldn’t be able to buy it back at the same price (let alone for more!). So, if you buy something for 3, you should only be able to sell it for 2. If you buy something for 1, then you should have to sell two of those for 1.
Regarding the main addition, the Creeper Girl, I found her interesting. I imagined her with smaller breasts and a bigger butt—I don’t know, but the Creeper’s shape gives me that impression. As for future characters being added, I feel like we’ll soon run into the problem where new characters are added just to increase the roster rather than introduce interesting mechanics (obviously, each one has their own drop, but that’s it). I mentioned on Twitter when I saw that the Creeper was being added, and I still stand by my opinion: it would be hilarious if she exploded when she orgasms, and if similar things happened with other mobs—like milk leaking from the cow’s breasts, wool growing on the sheep and getting sheared, stuff like that. But to wrap up this part, when you put the Creeper’s clothes on the cow with grown breasts, the animation looks a bit weird.
I didn’t find the regular carrot. Was I being a noob, or is it just not in this version?
I found it interesting that the mobs have “preferences”—I think this refers to whether penetration is anal or vaginal. It’s subtle but noticeable, and that’s really cool. (Could some of them prefer smaller or bigger dildos too? Faster or slower? When we get other types of penetration, will any mob prefer a new type? Just throwing out ideas…)
I was really happy to read that Crime wants to add minigames to the game—I think they could greatly expand the gameplay experience.
I just want to reinforce my opinion that the horse dildo doesn’t really look like a horse one, and that some interesting mechanics could come from dildo sizes and the expansion (or reduction?) of the mobs’ breasts and butts. I like the idea of using items on the mobs and having them drop items—there’s a lot of potential to work with.
Anyway, I could say much more, but I’ll stop here. Great update! I’m looking forward to the next ones!
Edit: will it be possible to charge the creeper girl? hahah
I also did a play through earlier and I can confirm that either the carrot is hidden really well, or it isn't added. I personally think that it would be good to make the carrot like the milk or the wool, being that you get it when they orgasm (coming from the farmer girl). In my review I didn't rate it and you didn't either. Personally for me it is a 4/5 because it was a good update that added good features, however there is still room for improvement. What would you say that the main area for improvement is?
I like it when things are unique, when there’s nothing else like them, and when each thing has a reason to exist. That’s why, in my reviews, I talk about things like how the size of the dildo on the piston could be a mechanic, or how vaginal and anal penetration should have some difference, or how the farm girl could have a farming minigame…
I think this is where the game has a lot of room to grow. I find it complex and unlikely to add anything story-related beyond cutscenes (which seem to have been promised…), so aside from good gameplay, with these very specific mechanics, it still remains a game about sex. But since sex is always on the screen, I imagine these small rewards need to come at some point within the game—whether it’s completing a quest (minigame), crafting a very difficult item, or saving up a lot of money to buy something… etc.
Check out the latest hot patch 0.2.5.1. I've fixed pumpkins, carrots, and some visual elements. It's better to delete the old version and saves and install the new one for the fixes to take effect
idk about this new 2.5 update. makes the game overcomplicated. i really don't think a porn game should have me questioning how to get wood planks to make a bed. its a porn game. come the fuck on, man.
just re downloaded & finished the entire game, during my play through I noticed a few things:
1. Pumpkins have an exploit where you can sell it for 166.66% of the normal price, making it very easy to immediately become rich and never have to grind for emeralds ever again. Furthermore, while on the topic of pumpkins, it would be nice if owning the items like the marker and the pumpkin pie made it easier to make the animal orgasm, similar to how you could get a emerald multiplier in the previous update.
2. You can't get the regular carrot. Simple as that. Other comments are also stating this such as YujiroTheOgre and ottav. If there is a way to get it, could you make it easier or give hints inside the game please?
3. (this is a personal choice) The cake should make the ass grow larger because it is harder to get than the pie, and cake is already another way to say ass.
4. The hearts should be bigger, and more rounded because you made everything else in this game round instead of square, also maybe a color change but I don't know what color it would be changed to. Or maybe you could add a percentage bar that you could toggle to in the settings.
5. The pictures on the main page should be changed because they show previous game play additions (specifically the emerald counter) which in my opinion, conflict with each other.
6. The rocket is too small and is difficult to to: put inside pussy/ass, which was annoying for me because i was trying to find anything I could to get a carrot (involved me trying to get an orgasm with the farmer girl using the rocket for like 3 mins). It is also difficult to get a HARD score. And it is really easy to make the rocket accidentally fall out, which is why I had so much trouble getting the orgasm bar full with it.
7. While the new crafting menu is extremely good, there are some things that could be changed. For example, you can't actually drag the items into the crafting bench. Additionally, I think that it would be good to add an item indicator to tell you what the item you are hovering over is. This would help because, at least for me, I was confused because I had no idea how to get gunpowder until I eventually thought about the creeper.
Overall good update, can't wait to see what you do next
Ps. I'm the first one to 100% new update, came here 2 mins after publish 👍
Not a 10/10 but has the potential with a hotfix. First of all, it's a goon game so no need to fix the pumpkin exploit. Second the carrot is unobtainable from what I've found and third is that the controls to get hard thrusts seem to have gotten worse and the rocket for some reason doesn't give hard. Any way it's definitely a 9/10 rn and a great game.
Терпение друг мой, разраб написал в одном из ответов на коментарии о том что обновление должно выйти в течении нескольких дней. Хотя оно может и задержаться
In a few days. If you go a few comments down the dev had said about 10 days ago that it'll be in 2 weeks. It might take longer but whatever its not gonna be long.
Love the base of the game, but it desperately needs an ejaculation/squirt feature, and maybe x-ray. Also, maybe make it so you can make the block and stick part of the piston invisible.
Yeah, but if you name them dinnerbone, should it flip them so their mouth faces the piston, or should it flip them so they're in a missionary position 🤔
Just don't give spoilers of the update bro. Keep the secret lol
But i think its gon be good. After all, its a Minecraft game that lets you bang the mobs. And with that good art style of the game. I just imagine when imma be able to bang a Creeper in the game
The last update took a few about 2 & 1/2 months, a little under. There’s no reason to assume that update 0.3 wont be the same, except for maybe some minor bug-fix updates along the way.
Have some patience, there’s plenty of other games to play on this platform.
I'm very aware that it would be completely new/different art needed for such a thing. And thus be a lot of effort. Though I think the most difficult thing would be the Piston position adjustment from such an angle. Not only would the art need to be new, but it would functionality need to be redesigned in terms of game mechanics/UI.
Thus why this is more suggestion than request.
Overall my point & perspective is simply that Lewd game's that aren't PoV are useless for me personally, and thus I would never buy/support one that isn't.
take the data folder and copy it to the desktop and download the new updated version, then bring that data folder you had and copy it to the new folder and click replace all
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I bought 1,032 seeds and nothing happened help
you can sell them in your inventory for 100% of the emeralds, this game is nice with selling.
Whats the new funny number?
69 or 420 emeralds
Guys, it’s time for the update 0.2.5 review.☕☕
I’m always pleasantly surprised by this game. Crime is doing an amazing job, and I can see that soon the project will be polished like a diamond. I recently had a thought about how this is the most unique and different Clicker game I’ve ever seen haha.
The new emerald system, trades, crafting, and inventory are fascinating—way, way cooler than the old one, especially because it opens up interesting possibilities.
I managed to finish the game pretty quickly due to a small issue in the trading system. You can buy pumpkins for 3 emeralds and sell them for 5, which basically means infinite money… I think that if you buy something, the seller shouldn’t be able to buy it back at the same price (let alone for more!). So, if you buy something for 3, you should only be able to sell it for 2. If you buy something for 1, then you should have to sell two of those for 1.
Regarding the main addition, the Creeper Girl, I found her interesting. I imagined her with smaller breasts and a bigger butt—I don’t know, but the Creeper’s shape gives me that impression. As for future characters being added, I feel like we’ll soon run into the problem where new characters are added just to increase the roster rather than introduce interesting mechanics (obviously, each one has their own drop, but that’s it). I mentioned on Twitter when I saw that the Creeper was being added, and I still stand by my opinion: it would be hilarious if she exploded when she orgasms, and if similar things happened with other mobs—like milk leaking from the cow’s breasts, wool growing on the sheep and getting sheared, stuff like that. But to wrap up this part, when you put the Creeper’s clothes on the cow with grown breasts, the animation looks a bit weird.
I didn’t find the regular carrot. Was I being a noob, or is it just not in this version?
I found it interesting that the mobs have “preferences”—I think this refers to whether penetration is anal or vaginal. It’s subtle but noticeable, and that’s really cool. (Could some of them prefer smaller or bigger dildos too? Faster or slower? When we get other types of penetration, will any mob prefer a new type? Just throwing out ideas…)
I was really happy to read that Crime wants to add minigames to the game—I think they could greatly expand the gameplay experience.
I just want to reinforce my opinion that the horse dildo doesn’t really look like a horse one, and that some interesting mechanics could come from dildo sizes and the expansion (or reduction?) of the mobs’ breasts and butts. I like the idea of using items on the mobs and having them drop items—there’s a lot of potential to work with.
Anyway, I could say much more, but I’ll stop here. Great update! I’m looking forward to the next ones!
Edit: will it be possible to charge the creeper girl? hahah
I also did a play through earlier and I can confirm that either the carrot is hidden really well, or it isn't added. I personally think that it would be good to make the carrot like the milk or the wool, being that you get it when they orgasm (coming from the farmer girl). In my review I didn't rate it and you didn't either. Personally for me it is a 4/5 because it was a good update that added good features, however there is still room for improvement. What would you say that the main area for improvement is?
I like it when things are unique, when there’s nothing else like them, and when each thing has a reason to exist. That’s why, in my reviews, I talk about things like how the size of the dildo on the piston could be a mechanic, or how vaginal and anal penetration should have some difference, or how the farm girl could have a farming minigame…
I think this is where the game has a lot of room to grow. I find it complex and unlikely to add anything story-related beyond cutscenes (which seem to have been promised…), so aside from good gameplay, with these very specific mechanics, it still remains a game about sex. But since sex is always on the screen, I imagine these small rewards need to come at some point within the game—whether it’s completing a quest (minigame), crafting a very difficult item, or saving up a lot of money to buy something… etc.
Check out the latest hot patch 0.2.5.1. I've fixed pumpkins, carrots, and some visual elements. It's better to delete the old version and saves and install the new one for the fixes to take effect
idk about this new 2.5 update. makes the game overcomplicated. i really don't think a porn game should have me questioning how to get wood planks to make a bed. its a porn game. come the fuck on, man.
just watch something then ._. no ones making you play this game
just re downloaded & finished the entire game, during my play through I noticed a few things:
1. Pumpkins have an exploit where you can sell it for 166.66% of the normal price, making it very easy to immediately become rich and never have to grind for emeralds ever again. Furthermore, while on the topic of pumpkins, it would be nice if owning the items like the marker and the pumpkin pie made it easier to make the animal orgasm, similar to how you could get a emerald multiplier in the previous update.
2. You can't get the regular carrot. Simple as that. Other comments are also stating this such as YujiroTheOgre and ottav. If there is a way to get it, could you make it easier or give hints inside the game please?
3. (this is a personal choice) The cake should make the ass grow larger because it is harder to get than the pie, and cake is already another way to say ass.
4. The hearts should be bigger, and more rounded because you made everything else in this game round instead of square, also maybe a color change but I don't know what color it would be changed to. Or maybe you could add a percentage bar that you could toggle to in the settings.
5. The pictures on the main page should be changed because they show previous game play additions (specifically the emerald counter) which in my opinion, conflict with each other.
6. The rocket is too small and is difficult to to: put inside pussy/ass, which was annoying for me because i was trying to find anything I could to get a carrot (involved me trying to get an orgasm with the farmer girl using the rocket for like 3 mins). It is also difficult to get a HARD score. And it is really easy to make the rocket accidentally fall out, which is why I had so much trouble getting the orgasm bar full with it.
7. While the new crafting menu is extremely good, there are some things that could be changed. For example, you can't actually drag the items into the crafting bench. Additionally, I think that it would be good to add an item indicator to tell you what the item you are hovering over is. This would help because, at least for me, I was confused because I had no idea how to get gunpowder until I eventually thought about the creeper.
Overall good update, can't wait to see what you do next
Ps. I'm the first one to 100% new update, came here 2 mins after publish 👍
i like the rocket be hard to control, its more fun try and try and try that do it at first
finally
10/10
How do you get emeralds?
Edit: never mind I figured it out
New update! Will post my honest rating in the replies later.
I heard you are adding mods to this and since your adding twilight forest will you be adding the Aether?
Ya va actualizar hoy 27 creo que es la actualización así que toca esperar
very great game 10/10!!! update? when?
<3
New update dropped!!
Sheesh bro!!!
What there will be for this next update? Its been revealed already?
Обновления планируются, или уже всё?
Терпение друг мой, разраб написал в одном из ответов на коментарии о том что обновление должно выйти в течении нескольких дней. Хотя оно может и задержаться
when is the pdate?
In a few days. If you go a few comments down the dev had said about 10 days ago that it'll be in 2 weeks. It might take longer but whatever its not gonna be long.
We NEED the UPDATE!!!!
Love the base of the game, but it desperately needs an ejaculation/squirt feature, and maybe x-ray. Also, maybe make it so you can make the block and stick part of the piston invisible.
How do you get the firework one?
Shoot a fire work is one of the characters ass
one more week :D
fr?
I cant wait for the update, its been too long, pls tell me there will be more mobs and or locations, that would be great this time around.
I've never been so excited for a game update
Very good, I really like it
Can't wait for the futa update. I didn't even download this yet and i'm already invested
Played it. Hibblet approved. I await the ability to name the characters dinnerbone.
genius idea
Yeah, but if you name them dinnerbone, should it flip them so their mouth faces the piston, or should it flip them so they're in a missionary position 🤔
i feel like it would be the latter
That would make the most sense Minecraft wise
Man i am WAITING for the next updates. Seeing Alex and the Farmer getting banged by the piston over and over again is getting a lil bit boring ngl
Same I CAN'T WAIT for update
It'll probably come soon thankfully. I think the dev said 2 weeks in a comment!
Когда он это сказал и где?
Вероятно в Дискорд канале или на Патреоне
Look 2 comments down bro wtf
You should put a cum option for the piston 🗣️
fr that is needed
The auto piston has some inconsistency issues, doesn't always penetrate with the force it should so it isn't giving you any points
Already fixed that, will be in the next update in 2 weeks
Next update is in 2 weeks? Nice
Just don't give spoilers of the update bro. Keep the secret lol
But i think its gon be good. After all, its a Minecraft game that lets you bang the mobs. And with that good art style of the game. I just imagine when imma be able to bang a Creeper in the game
How to unlock the trader and Alex? There's no option in the shop to buy them
There is? Maybe you got the wrong version
I have it updated, idk why I don't see an option
maybe you need to buy everything both shops?
I already do though, I also did all the achievements but still nothing
Can you show me how it is in your shop?
twilight forest? does that mean we'll get some kind of aether mod as well in the game?
Will there be footjob in a future update?
Cmon its been a month wheres the update
dude.. Sit yo horny ass down and wait damn it, it will probably take him until April or late March.
The last update took a few about 2 & 1/2 months, a little under. There’s no reason to assume that update 0.3 wont be the same, except for maybe some minor bug-fix updates along the way.
Have some patience, there’s plenty of other games to play on this platform.
DEVELOPER! RELEASE A FOOTJOB UPDATE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.
oh hell nah, selling your soul for some feet is wild
Honestly a worthy trade
Можете подсказать пожалуйста как получить вторую ачивку "Funny Number" заранее спасибо
там типо надо собрать 69420 эмиральдов(ради тебя в игру зашел)
Ой спасибо 🥰
I love the art style and mechanicals of this.
However I'd love it more if the art were more of an overhead PoV angle above the piston block & for it to be portrait over landscape.
Obviously this is from a mobile play perspective though and that likely would suffer for desktop platforms in style/visual appeal . 🫤
An option to switch between a couple camera angles would be rad, though i suspect a lot of extra work for the dev.
I'm very aware that it would be completely new/different art needed for such a thing. And thus be a lot of effort. Though I think the most difficult thing would be the Piston position adjustment from such an angle. Not only would the art need to be new, but it would functionality need to be redesigned in terms of game mechanics/UI.
Thus why this is more suggestion than request.
Overall my point & perspective is simply that Lewd game's that aren't PoV are useless for me personally, and thus I would never buy/support one that isn't.
Pls give me an update for this game!
I need help getting the fire works achievement can someone give me a hint for it
Ass
elaborate?
Put dick in pussy halfway and place the firework on it so it goes in the ass when lit
Можно просто вставить фейерверк в задницу. Я выполнил его так
is there a way to save progress?
take the data folder and copy it to the desktop and download the new updated version, then bring that data folder you had and copy it to the new folder and click replace all
thanks bro
ya
Can we add something for when the piston goes between the legs, like a thigh job?
Already added
huh? Well I can't find it?
Just put the pistons penis between thier thighs lol
tried, does nothing. if it does do something show actual proof.
Any estimate on when the next update is?
By my estimate, a month tops.
good game, can't wait for next update