The lipsitck color, at least for Sheep does not change the color of the lips but rather the inside of the mouth and the lips stay black. On other characters it works as intended afaik
The torn shorts have... Weird layering interactions with the pants. I don't know if they even should be equippable together. Layering is kinda important too. If you select the torn shorts then select the blue pants, the brown pants, or the torn black pants, the shorts don't show up at all. Select the pants first then the shorts, and the shorts take over the ass while the girl's lower legs get pant legs.
The game is really good, the animations are great, and there's a lot to do. The downside is that once you've collected everything there is to collect, there's not much left to do in the game besides going after the achievements. Well, what can I say—it's an excellent game.
Hey guys, it’s time for the Lovely Craft Piston Trap update 0.2.9 review! ☕☕
Last time I wrote anything was back in version 0.2.5, but I’ve been following every update since then. I just kept holding off on writing a review, letting the content pile up so I’d have more to comment on. Honestly, I was planning to wait a bit longer before writing this one, but I had such a curious idea that I couldn’t resist sharing.
Quick recap of recent updates:
New characters added via community votes:
The Enderman (or should I say Enderwoman?) was fantastic. The idea of her teleporting mid-orgasm is hilariously clever.
The Bee and Panda are super cute—more “standard” characters, which makes sense for expanding the roster slowly. They add more crafting possibilities and item interactions, which helps the game grow naturally.
The Creeper is also a great addition—especially now that she actually explodes. (People judged me for wanting her to explode!)
That said, I think making her explode every single orgasm is a bit much—especially on the ears. A better approach might be making her explode only when you use a specific item on her, which would also make the achievement system more engaging (like the one for breaking the End Pearl).
Items introduced alongside characters generally feel well thought out and thematically consistent. I’m hoping for more craft-based interactions, though. It feels more rewarding to unlock content through gameplay than to just buy a box for 20 emeralds and—voilà—it’s all there.
About the massive wardrobe update in 0.2.9:
Honestly, this update took a while, but it came packed with content. While a lot of it doesn’t change gameplay much, I get that it’s something that had to be done eventually. I just hope the game doesn’t become only about changing outfits and watching characters strike new poses. That would be a waste of its potential.
Speaking of which…
Crime has already mentioned wanting to add minigames, and I fully support that idea. I’ve been suggesting this since my first reviews! Minigames would be a huge boost to the game, especially since there’s already a clicker-like core to it (let’s be honest—even if you deny it, the game clearly draws inspiration from Cookie Clicker, especially if you played the pre-Crafting Table version).
There’s so much Minecraft material to explore through minigames:
Farming
Mining
Fishing
Potion brewing
Redstone puzzles
Combat arenas
Building challenges
These could even become gameplay barriers to unlock certain characters, items, or biomes—which would make progression feel much more meaningful.
But now, a new concern hit me…
We need to talk about bosses before it’s too late! This is a golden opportunity to create something epic. Please don’t waste it!
Imagine:
A minigame to defeat a boss and unlock them as a piston character
Rituals to summon the Wither
Underwater exploration to find the Elder Guardian
Opening the End Portal for the Dragon, or even finding a way to challenge the Warden
Nether portals leading to fire-themed content…
Even something like cutscenes or unique animations when you defeat them would be amazing—though maybe that’s just a dream for those of us chasing the hardest challenges.
Final thoughts:
The last few updates have been more focused on outfits and characters, so maybe version 0.3 will be a mechanics-heavy update? That would make sense—five smaller content updates followed by a big gameplay overhaul. I’d be 100% okay with that.
As I always say: I love this game. I see so much potential in it, and I want to see it grow into something huge.
Good game good community for the most part but a few corrupt moderators, got banned from the discord for merely resonding to a moderator talking about how facisms good
Yeah facism, in the part of the server called the cumzone a moderator named abdo said facisms the only way to continue as a species, you can look for yourself
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Please pregnancy in the next update 🙏
61 PATRONS. START SUBSCRIBING YALL. 2000 PATRONS AND WE GET BLOWJOB POSE. Also, making $11,340 a month is CRAZY for a porn game, aint it?
how do you get the new achievement?
NVM
I hope that the vendors clothes will be changeable in future updates specially when you're in the store.
I'm really curious on when you're going to be adding the next positions in the game and other unique Items
I wish you'd tell us how to get the achievements
add men
Fuck no
me when they add minecraft steve but its a genderbend and not male character addition
how do you get past forest?? also how do you get the box
In order to get the boxes, you'll have to have 20 Emerald's. Each time you open one.
Chat what do i do now?
Stop playing the damn game and go outside jesus fucking christ
no
Play something else bro just go and platinum another game,this one has nothing else to do.
hmm
Keep going till you have 3x the resources in case of future crafts and character unlocks oh and leave a positive review of the game
64 is the max :(
Bro! Yes, I goon to this game too but Jesus Christ! Go touch some grass!
i don't goon. i play
bro is doing it for the love of the game
Can someone help me I Just cant get the game Rolling every time i boot up the game It stops working at the credits
Tap the screen.
Does It need to be at an specific time cus im taping like a madman and It aint going
send a few screenshot or put a link to a video so I can understand what the issue is. Trust me, I work at a software company
Send to where you have a Discord or anything
here's my private server
I'll help ya better there
https://discord.gg/V9b4hSP77
Say, which files would you copy from the old version onto the new version, in order to transfer progress? (on windows)
None, just extract the new .zip to the same folder you extracted the old one and then play the new one.
Is a Linux build coming out?
What is that?
Did you forget /s or are you serious? /s
The lipsitck color, at least for Sheep does not change the color of the lips but rather the inside of the mouth and the lips stay black. On other characters it works as intended afaik
Will there be a witches hat added or a witch added for Halloween
we will see
how do i get endergirl
1. Sell and get gems
2. Buy sugarcane
3. Craft sugarcane into paper
4. Craft an empty map(as shown below)
5. Use the empty map to purchase a map to the second shop, Alex's shop
6. GRING GEMS
The torn shorts have... Weird layering interactions with the pants. I don't know if they even should be equippable together. Layering is kinda important too. If you select the torn shorts then select the blue pants, the brown pants, or the torn black pants, the shorts don't show up at all. Select the pants first then the shorts, and the shorts take over the ass while the girl's lower legs get pant legs.
Curious, how big exactly is it planned to be able to make the boobs and ass? I hope I get to make them very big. Very very big. Caveman speak lol.
Add skin tone's Please! 🙏🙏🙏
Can you please make it available for apple download if possible?
You guys should add Jenny too like an easter egg like the backrooms
They have already said they will add it in the future
草羊机还在追杀我
Sybau
The game is really good, the animations are great, and there's a lot to do. The downside is that once you've collected everything there is to collect, there's not much left to do in the game besides going after the achievements. Well, what can I say—it's an excellent game.
Will there be a future update where you have to tame/defeat the mob to have them if not would be a cool option
how do i get all achievements
Bonk ! - slam the piston in the mob's head
Funny Number - obtain 69 emeralds
chinese characters I can't reproduce - put the endergirl in the delivery box and make her cum
No-Clip - break the enderbeads by putting stress on it
Ear rape - make the creeper cum
Fireworks! : put the firework in an ass and light it
chinese characters is “包裹退回” that's mean turn back the package
Hey guys, it’s time for the Lovely Craft Piston Trap update 0.2.9 review! ☕☕
Last time I wrote anything was back in version 0.2.5, but I’ve been following every update since then. I just kept holding off on writing a review, letting the content pile up so I’d have more to comment on. Honestly, I was planning to wait a bit longer before writing this one, but I had such a curious idea that I couldn’t resist sharing.
Quick recap of recent updates:
New characters added via community votes:
The Enderman (or should I say Enderwoman?) was fantastic. The idea of her teleporting mid-orgasm is hilariously clever.
The Bee and Panda are super cute—more “standard” characters, which makes sense for expanding the roster slowly. They add more crafting possibilities and item interactions, which helps the game grow naturally.
The Creeper is also a great addition—especially now that she actually explodes. (People judged me for wanting her to explode!) That said, I think making her explode every single orgasm is a bit much—especially on the ears. A better approach might be making her explode only when you use a specific item on her, which would also make the achievement system more engaging (like the one for breaking the End Pearl).
Items introduced alongside characters generally feel well thought out and thematically consistent. I’m hoping for more craft-based interactions, though. It feels more rewarding to unlock content through gameplay than to just buy a box for 20 emeralds and—voilà—it’s all there.
About the massive wardrobe update in 0.2.9:
Honestly, this update took a while, but it came packed with content. While a lot of it doesn’t change gameplay much, I get that it’s something that had to be done eventually. I just hope the game doesn’t become only about changing outfits and watching characters strike new poses. That would be a waste of its potential.
Speaking of which…
Crime has already mentioned wanting to add minigames, and I fully support that idea. I’ve been suggesting this since my first reviews! Minigames would be a huge boost to the game, especially since there’s already a clicker-like core to it (let’s be honest—even if you deny it, the game clearly draws inspiration from Cookie Clicker, especially if you played the pre-Crafting Table version).
There’s so much Minecraft material to explore through minigames:
Farming
Mining
Fishing
Potion brewing
Redstone puzzles
Combat arenas
Building challenges
These could even become gameplay barriers to unlock certain characters, items, or biomes—which would make progression feel much more meaningful.
But now, a new concern hit me…
We need to talk about bosses before it’s too late! This is a golden opportunity to create something epic. Please don’t waste it!
Imagine:
A minigame to defeat a boss and unlock them as a piston character
Rituals to summon the Wither
Underwater exploration to find the Elder Guardian
Opening the End Portal for the Dragon, or even finding a way to challenge the Warden
Nether portals leading to fire-themed content…
Even something like cutscenes or unique animations when you defeat them would be amazing—though maybe that’s just a dream for those of us chasing the hardest challenges.
Final thoughts:
The last few updates have been more focused on outfits and characters, so maybe version 0.3 will be a mechanics-heavy update? That would make sense—five smaller content updates followed by a big gameplay overhaul. I’d be 100% okay with that.
As I always say: I love this game. I see so much potential in it, and I want to see it grow into something huge.
Let’s keep crafting, exploding, and dreaming. 🔥
加油
I Just cant get the game Rolling every time i boot up the game It stops working at the credits does anyone know what to do
i haven't got panda 😅 can somebody help
Do you see the blue arrow?It should be right there in a box it takes 20 emeralds
Great game but discord mods are taking their "job" a bit too seriously
I got banned for explaining why facism is bad in the discord -_-
Hell yeah my brother
Them niggaz unemployed sweaty fat cunts, and whoever doesn't agree with this are in the same room w them
Anyone else having problems with windows flagging the game as dangerous?
Cool game, I'll be waiting for new updates, good luck to you guys.
Hi
Wish there was a futa option, but this is just an amazing game with such good quality. Great job! Can't wait for more updates
In the future updates area it says they will have it in the future
Alrigh Giggyty new update
how to get the funny number achievement?
I'm just missing that one
You have to get 69 Emeralds
Achievement time boys......... notify me if you find it
Literally just make creeper cum
Sorry for the late reply, thank you good sir and or madam..........
satisfy creep aagain
good game. looking forward to future updates 😎👍
Good game good community for the most part but a few corrupt moderators, got banned from the discord for merely resonding to a moderator talking about how facisms good
He was talking about what being good?
Yeah facism, in the part of the server called the cumzone a moderator named abdo said facisms the only way to continue as a species, you can look for yourself
Im pretty sure one of the downvotes its that guy
But seriusly, how is that mf even a moderator?
Wonderful corruption, also aparently he said its because "theres soo many retards"
Dear god
How to do china achievement???
Put the endergirl in the cardboard box and use the piston until she teleports there
not working
Como faz a conquista da atualização da panda?
Usa a endergirl com a caixa do panda várias vezes até que quando a endergirl teleportar ela vai teleportar pra um armazém e você ganha a conquista